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about TEAM WHITE TRASH WEAR and GEAR

About Team White Trash

Team White Trash FAQ

What is Team White Trash? Are you making fun of white people?
Team White Trash is a celebration of the white trash lifestyle and culture. In no way are we making fun of white people. White trash people have a long and distinguished history and have made a positive and lasting contribution to the world. For too long white trash people have been looked down on or made fun of. This web site was created for the white trash community so people can hang out, have pride in themselves and make friends with other people.

I thought being "white trash" was a bad thing. Are you saying otherwise?
Being white trash is NOTHING to be ashamed of!!! White trash people practically built the United States, from the earliest pioneers, to the southern states, to the coal miners of Pennsylvania, to the creators of country "music", punk rock, mosh pits and heavy metal, biker gangs, motorcross, car racing, wrestling, monster truck rallies, and modern sports culture. This country was built from blood, sweat and tears and a sense of community; it is no coincidence that white trash people are used to hard work (12 oz curls), they like hard sports (anything involving machinery: motorcross, tractor pulls, monster trucks), and live in small towns and trailer parks.

So you're saying being white trash is cool?
Have you been listening? What is NOT cool about drinking beer, biker chicks with tatoos, punk rock, car racing, motorcross, wrestling, monster trucks, skateboarding and river rafting?

Ok, so what exactly is white trash?
"White trash" is a common term for the underclass of white culture. You can find white trash in big cities, subburbs, towns, and trailer parks. The reason people like to put white trash down is they don't appreciate the contributions that white trash folks have made to modern culture. White trash folks are not normally rich nor sophisticated. Instead, they prefer the simple life and follow their instincts in satisfying their biological needs of hunger, thirst, excitement, and sex (i.e. junkfood, beer, motorcross/truck rallies, and hot chicks).

Are you associated at all with the KKK, or are you prejudiced against other races?
Not at all! There are always some people who take ethnic pride too far. Common white trash people have never said they were better than others in anything except for beer drinking and knocking up teenagers. We believe if you got to know some white trash people, you would find that they are not much different from you. In fact, odds are if you hang out with white trash, through the power of guilt by association, you will be considered white trash yourself!

Do I have to live in a trailer park to be white trash?
No (but it helps!) Actually, that is a common misconception. White trash people are found everywhere.

Where do white trash folks hang out? What do they eat and drink?
You can find white trash folks buying clothes at K-Mart, eating ice cream at the local Piggly Wiggly, proudly displaying various parts of their bodies that have been tattooed and pierced, taking out a date to Taco Bell, loitering in front of 7-11, and drinking a cold Bud with their friends. Look around at the people in the all-you-can-eat-buffet, bus stop, or local DMV and you will find lots and lots of white trash.

What kind of television shows are geared toward white trash?
Many television shows are made for and by white trash. From the Beverly Hillbillies, The Dukes of Hazzard, Roseanne, The Jerry Springer Show, and WWF/WCW Wrestling, white trash has made a lasting impact on modern television culture.

Who are some famous white trash?
Pamela Anderson Lee, Roseanne, Monica Lewinski, Madonna, Courtney Love, and Willie Nelson, just to name a few.

How can I show off my White Trash pride?
Besides the obvious of wearing a Team White Trash t-shirt? You can show off that tattoo of your ex-girlfriend's name that left you while you were in prison, click your tongue piercing repeatedly against your teeth, proudly display your hickey(s), turn up your country, punk or heavy metal music, use a lot of profanity, polish up your trailer, and drink, smoke and make out with other white trash in public and in front of the children (they have to learn sometime anyway!).

WELCOME to the official Team White Trash Wear and Gear webpage! Whether you're at the river tossing back some cold ones, watching the hotties w/bikini bodies, or hanging out in your doublewide with the swamp cooler on watching the SPRINGER SHOW, or on night patrol, or taking out yer ole' lady, you always score BIG wearing official TEAM WHITE TRASH WEAR and GEAR! Get the all new TEAM WHITE TRASH WEAR tanktops for this summer, get yours now for $15.00 just in time to sport it at the river or beach! Email the team or send snail mail to:

TEAM WHITE TRASH WEAR
420 w 3rd st
san dimas,ca 91773