like it or not this tshirt is funny as hell!
you can find it @ http://www.betterthanpants.com/obama-loves-america-like-oj-loved-nicole-anti-obama-t-shirt.html
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
anti obama t shirt i just had to post this funny shirt
like it or not this tshirt is funny as hell!
you can find it @ http://www.betterthanpants.com/obama-loves-america-like-oj-loved-nicole-anti-obama-t-shirt.html
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
about TEAM WHITE TRASH WEAR and GEAR
About Team White Trash
Team White Trash FAQ
What is Team White Trash? Are you making fun of white people?
Team White Trash is a celebration of the white trash lifestyle and culture. In no way are we making fun of white people. White trash people have a long and distinguished history and have made a positive and lasting contribution to the world. For too long white trash people have been looked down on or made fun of. This web site was created for the white trash community so people can hang out, have pride in themselves and make friends with other people.
I thought being "white trash" was a bad thing. Are you saying otherwise?
Being white trash is NOTHING to be ashamed of!!! White trash people practically built the United States, from the earliest pioneers, to the southern states, to the coal miners of Pennsylvania, to the creators of country "music", punk rock, mosh pits and heavy metal, biker gangs, motorcross, car racing, wrestling, monster truck rallies, and modern sports culture. This country was built from blood, sweat and tears and a sense of community; it is no coincidence that white trash people are used to hard work (12 oz curls), they like hard sports (anything involving machinery: motorcross, tractor pulls, monster trucks), and live in small towns and trailer parks.
So you're saying being white trash is cool?
Have you been listening? What is NOT cool about drinking beer, biker chicks with tatoos, punk rock, car racing, motorcross, wrestling, monster trucks, skateboarding and river rafting?
Ok, so what exactly is white trash?
"White trash" is a common term for the underclass of white culture. You can find white trash in big cities, subburbs, towns, and trailer parks. The reason people like to put white trash down is they don't appreciate the contributions that white trash folks have made to modern culture. White trash folks are not normally rich nor sophisticated. Instead, they prefer the simple life and follow their instincts in satisfying their biological needs of hunger, thirst, excitement, and sex (i.e. junkfood, beer, motorcross/truck rallies, and hot chicks).
Are you associated at all with the KKK, or are you prejudiced against other races?
Not at all! There are always some people who take ethnic pride too far. Common white trash people have never said they were better than others in anything except for beer drinking and knocking up teenagers. We believe if you got to know some white trash people, you would find that they are not much different from you. In fact, odds are if you hang out with white trash, through the power of guilt by association, you will be considered white trash yourself!
Do I have to live in a trailer park to be white trash?
No (but it helps!) Actually, that is a common misconception. White trash people are found everywhere.
Where do white trash folks hang out? What do they eat and drink?
You can find white trash folks buying clothes at K-Mart, eating ice cream at the local Piggly Wiggly, proudly displaying various parts of their bodies that have been tattooed and pierced, taking out a date to Taco Bell, loitering in front of 7-11, and drinking a cold Bud with their friends. Look around at the people in the all-you-can-eat-buffet, bus stop, or local DMV and you will find lots and lots of white trash.
What kind of television shows are geared toward white trash?
Many television shows are made for and by white trash. From the Beverly Hillbillies, The Dukes of Hazzard, Roseanne, The Jerry Springer Show, and WWF/WCW Wrestling, white trash has made a lasting impact on modern television culture.
Who are some famous white trash?
Pamela Anderson Lee, Roseanne, Monica Lewinski, Madonna, Courtney Love, and Willie Nelson, just to name a few.
How can I show off my White Trash pride?
Besides the obvious of wearing a Team White Trash t-shirt? You can show off that tattoo of your ex-girlfriend's name that left you while you were in prison, click your tongue piercing repeatedly against your teeth, proudly display your hickey(s), turn up your country, punk or heavy metal music, use a lot of profanity, polish up your trailer, and drink, smoke and make out with other white trash in public and in front of the children (they have to learn sometime anyway!).
WELCOME to the official Team White Trash Wear and Gear webpage! Whether you're at the river tossing back some cold ones, watching the hotties w/bikini bodies, or hanging out in your doublewide with the swamp cooler on watching the SPRINGER SHOW, or on night patrol, or taking out yer ole' lady, you always score BIG wearing official TEAM WHITE TRASH WEAR and GEAR! Get the all new TEAM WHITE TRASH WEAR tanktops for this summer, get yours now for $15.00 just in time to sport it at the river or beach! Email the team or send snail mail to:
TEAM WHITE TRASH WEAR
420 w 3rd st
san dimas,ca 91773
Sunday, June 28, 2009
trailer trash
Derogatory description for person who seems well-suited to residential life in a mobile home park and is distinguished by poor hygiene, foul language, slovenly or slutty clothing, and general ignorance. Recreations include drinking malt liquor in lawn chairs under tattered R.V. awning and teenage pregnancy. Close synonymn for poor white trash. Can also be used as literal term for personal effects strewn by tornado when ripping though mobile home park.
"Bambi acts like such trailer trash when she chugs malt liquor and belches."
"She can clean it up, but underneath she's still trailer trash."
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
white trash history
White trash is an American English pejorative term referring to individual or groups of lower social class white skinned people that the speaker considers to lack cultural capital. It is most frequently used as a slur to describe financially, economically or culturally disadvantaged Caucasians. It may also be used self-referentially by white North Americans with higher socio-economic status to jokingly describe limitations they sense in their culture[citation needed] and may also be used as a within-group expression among disadvantaged white Americans to express solidarity. "White trash" should be differentiated from the term redneck, as each has a unique historical etymology and context in modern usage with the latter generally a bit more socially acceptable.
The term white trash originated in the Baltimore and Washington, DC area during the 1820s post-revolutionary war reconstruction boom. During that period, many poor people migrated to the area, and white and black semi-skilled workers were competing for the same jobs, resources and marriage partners.[1] The term white trash first came into common use in the 1830s as a pejorative used by upper-class United States southerners of all races against financially disadvantaged caucasians.[citation needed] It was synonymous with the slurs sand hiller, "sandlapper", and clay eater. The last term was because Upper-class Southerners assumed poor white farmers farmed ineptly on poor land, and consequently had nothing to eat but clay.[citation needed]
In 1854 Harriet Beecher Stowe wrote the chapter "Poor White Trash" in her book A Key to Uncle Tom's Cabin. Stowe tells the reader that slavery not only produces "degraded, miserable slaves", but also poor whites who are even more degraded and miserable. The plantation system forced those whites to struggle for subsistence. Beyond economic factors, Stowe traces this class to the shortage of schools and churches in their community, and says that both blacks and whites in the area look down on these "poor white trash".[1] Sociologist Max Weber described white trash as "[those] not owning slaves".
The term white trash originated in the Baltimore and Washington, DC area during the 1820s post-revolutionary war reconstruction boom. During that period, many poor people migrated to the area, and white and black semi-skilled workers were competing for the same jobs, resources and marriage partners.[1] The term white trash first came into common use in the 1830s as a pejorative used by upper-class United States southerners of all races against financially disadvantaged caucasians.[citation needed] It was synonymous with the slurs sand hiller, "sandlapper", and clay eater. The last term was because Upper-class Southerners assumed poor white farmers farmed ineptly on poor land, and consequently had nothing to eat but clay.[citation needed]
In 1854 Harriet Beecher Stowe wrote the chapter "Poor White Trash" in her book A Key to Uncle Tom's Cabin. Stowe tells the reader that slavery not only produces "degraded, miserable slaves", but also poor whites who are even more degraded and miserable. The plantation system forced those whites to struggle for subsistence. Beyond economic factors, Stowe traces this class to the shortage of schools and churches in their community, and says that both blacks and whites in the area look down on these "poor white trash".[1] Sociologist Max Weber described white trash as "[those] not owning slaves".
team white trash party
White Trash Party
FEBRUARY 20TH, 2009 2 COMMENTS HOLIDAY AND THEME PARTIES · LARGER AFFAIRS
One of the all-time best theme parties I ever attended was a “White Trash Party” some friends threw a few years back. This party does require costumes and I understand it is sometimes difficult to get grown-people to dress up on any occasion other than Halloween (sometimes even then it’s impossible). But it’s an absolute riot, and after a few PBR tall boys those brave enough to come in White trash attire are sure to get into full character.
The details I remember about the party I attended include the food of course. There was an assortment of deviled eggs and pimento cheese sandwiches. Anything to drink was served in a can. And the costumes were great. I personally went to my local thrift store and bought and acid-washed denim miniskirt with a big denim bow sewn at the top of the slit in the back, a red, knit mid-drift with elastic cinching the sleeves and above the waist with a zipper up top to show off my manufactured cleavage, and some white flats with cork-board soles of which the heels came detached half-way through the evening. Aside from that, I went crazy with the blue eye-shadow, frosty pink lipstick and teased bangs. The whole outfit cost me a total of about $5.
The best part about this party idea is that it is really cheap, but appears to be a big to-do because of the costumes and “exotic” fare. Besides pimento cheese sandwiches, might I recommend an assortment of off-brand chips, Little Debbies, Moon Pies, Pork and Beans, store bought potato salad, ohhhh…and a big bowl of those butter cream mints sitting around like they have at all the buffets when you leave. You could easily make this into a BBQ and get a box of frozen burgers, but make sure to get the hot dogs that already have the processed cheese filling.
For beverages, of course there is the canned beer, or you could just get a keg of MGD or something. People will drink it. It need not be a White trash party for guests to drink any kind of free beer you serve them. And if it’s all part of the theme, even the beer snobs among us will play along.
It would be a really good idea to have the party the day of a big NASCAR race. Keep that piped in over the TV and make sure to have plenty of classic rock and country tunes on the boom box out in the back yard next to all your plastic lounge chairs. Cover as many details as your time and budget will permit.
I know with a costume party there is always the fear that people won’t dress up. I honestly don’t invite friends that I don’t think will be good sports to these type parties. You might, in your invitation, let folks know that a prize will be awarded to the best costume. This offers incentive. And keeping with the theme, no one will expect anything elaborate. A can coozie or $5 worth of scratch-off lottery tickets should suffice.
I’d love to hear any ideas you might have to make this party even more trashy. Or variations you might enlist to make it your own.
FEBRUARY 20TH, 2009 2 COMMENTS HOLIDAY AND THEME PARTIES · LARGER AFFAIRS
One of the all-time best theme parties I ever attended was a “White Trash Party” some friends threw a few years back. This party does require costumes and I understand it is sometimes difficult to get grown-people to dress up on any occasion other than Halloween (sometimes even then it’s impossible). But it’s an absolute riot, and after a few PBR tall boys those brave enough to come in White trash attire are sure to get into full character.
The details I remember about the party I attended include the food of course. There was an assortment of deviled eggs and pimento cheese sandwiches. Anything to drink was served in a can. And the costumes were great. I personally went to my local thrift store and bought and acid-washed denim miniskirt with a big denim bow sewn at the top of the slit in the back, a red, knit mid-drift with elastic cinching the sleeves and above the waist with a zipper up top to show off my manufactured cleavage, and some white flats with cork-board soles of which the heels came detached half-way through the evening. Aside from that, I went crazy with the blue eye-shadow, frosty pink lipstick and teased bangs. The whole outfit cost me a total of about $5.
The best part about this party idea is that it is really cheap, but appears to be a big to-do because of the costumes and “exotic” fare. Besides pimento cheese sandwiches, might I recommend an assortment of off-brand chips, Little Debbies, Moon Pies, Pork and Beans, store bought potato salad, ohhhh…and a big bowl of those butter cream mints sitting around like they have at all the buffets when you leave. You could easily make this into a BBQ and get a box of frozen burgers, but make sure to get the hot dogs that already have the processed cheese filling.
For beverages, of course there is the canned beer, or you could just get a keg of MGD or something. People will drink it. It need not be a White trash party for guests to drink any kind of free beer you serve them. And if it’s all part of the theme, even the beer snobs among us will play along.
It would be a really good idea to have the party the day of a big NASCAR race. Keep that piped in over the TV and make sure to have plenty of classic rock and country tunes on the boom box out in the back yard next to all your plastic lounge chairs. Cover as many details as your time and budget will permit.
I know with a costume party there is always the fear that people won’t dress up. I honestly don’t invite friends that I don’t think will be good sports to these type parties. You might, in your invitation, let folks know that a prize will be awarded to the best costume. This offers incentive. And keeping with the theme, no one will expect anything elaborate. A can coozie or $5 worth of scratch-off lottery tickets should suffice.
I’d love to hear any ideas you might have to make this party even more trashy. Or variations you might enlist to make it your own.
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